|Gee, thanks. You shouldn't have bothered. No, seriously, you shouldn't have bothered.|
'This is your Christmas card this year.' she announced.
I made a mental note to myself to make her one out of a toilet roll tube next year. Woman's batpoop crazy, I decided to myself.
'Go on!' she urged. 'Open it!'
What were the chances, I thought to myself, that she's lost the plot finally, and when I open it she's probably crapped in it or something? But when I opened it, this is what lay inside.
|H's beautiful hand decorated egg tree decorations|
A few minutes after Helen S departed, Helen A arrived (hmmmm, it's a bit like Thing 1 and Thing 2...) with her goodies for me.
|Helen A's homemade goodies|
|I want it back!!!|